- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

i hate non minorities!

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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