knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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