- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Pineapple.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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