your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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