Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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penis in the camel

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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poopoo

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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