- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

dat shoe shine tho

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