Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

My Boyfriend

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Terraria

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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