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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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