Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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were at work systems r down

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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