- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What if I told you.....potatoe

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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