- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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