Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A women left the kitchen.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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