- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Democracy.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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