- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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