Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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