- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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