Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Kys

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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