teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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tim has no humor

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Women's rights.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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