- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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