How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Knock, knock. Come in.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's up? Your time.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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