He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Get on the boat.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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