Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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