- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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