- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Lindsay Lohan

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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