- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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