So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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