- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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