What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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You just read this ..

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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