- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What black and has children A black man

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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