What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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sucks Syntax...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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