Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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