- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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