- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Julian Ha.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Barack Obama

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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