Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

knock knock... ...no answer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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