There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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