an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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knock knock? come in

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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