why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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hashtags suck balls

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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