- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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