Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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knock knock? come in

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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