- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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