Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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