- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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