Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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