- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red, yup.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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