- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your mam is so fat.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

So these two girls have a cup .

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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