- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What? Huh?

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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