your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Anti Joke

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