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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Sixty... eight

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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