- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

tim has no humor

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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