- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

The holocaust

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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