- Anti Joke

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper