- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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