What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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HEY!

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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