- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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