- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??