- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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