I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A women left the kitchen.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

gay pom...

your mama's so fat... that's it

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Rush Limbaugh

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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