- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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