What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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You're a big fat monkey.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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