i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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