- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

You're a frog

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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