Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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