What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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