- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i