- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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