Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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This is funny.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

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