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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

I was watching Fox news.

Skrillex.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

The duck didn't cross the road.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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