A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what is orange? an orange

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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