How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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