- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Jeff

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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