- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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