- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Soccer...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Women's rights

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what came first the chicken or the chips

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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