- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what's worse then a blowjob?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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