a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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