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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

whats my name? Matt

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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