- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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