How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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