Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Tony Romo

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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