- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What african eat for christmas Sand.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.