How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Please ignore this statement.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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