What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Charlie Sheen is winning

binladin walks into the american seals

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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