Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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TELL

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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