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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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