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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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