- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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