There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what do you call your mom? mom

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

I love pissing people off :P

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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