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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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