Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Anthony sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Jack Stevens

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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