- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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