- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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