- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Caolan and Eamon

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Sloths

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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