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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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