- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Thats what she said

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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