A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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