Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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