- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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