whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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lets bomb africa

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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