What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

I have a horse.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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