How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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that wall over there ->

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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