- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Women's rights

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

You know whats funny Aids

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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