A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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give me a thumbs up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Horse.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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