- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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