What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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