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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

copy me and i will kill you

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Joesph Triphook.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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