What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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womans having rights.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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