How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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haha black people :D

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