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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I was watching Fox news.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

There was a chicken. It squarked.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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