- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's 9+10? 19

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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