- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you end a sentence

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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