- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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