What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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