- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you end a sentence

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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