two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Mooses

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

irish man drinking john smiths

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Caramel Boing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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