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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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