- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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