- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

knock knock There's no door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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